{"id":8636,"date":"2011-07-09T05:33:24","date_gmt":"2011-07-09T03:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/?p=8636"},"modified":"2011-07-05T05:43:56","modified_gmt":"2011-07-05T03:43:56","slug":"bartiger-taxifahrer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/09\/bartiger-taxifahrer\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u00e4rtiger Taxifahrer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zwei englische Kunden und ein Sash im selben Taxi:<\/p>\n

„Wow! I like his beard! That is a real man’s beard! How did you do that?“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Well, I think he just let it grow…“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Yeah, but damn! Look at this beard. How?“<\/em><\/p>\n

Ich hab mich mal dazu ge\u00e4u\u00dfert:<\/p>\n

„Your friend’s right! Let it grow, cut it sometimes. What do you think I did?“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Well, look at me! It isn’t even growing!“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Man, maybe that is your problem…“<\/em><\/p>\n

Ich meine, wie kann man die Frage stellen, wie man einen Bart bekommt? Also bitte!? Und nichts gegen meinen ungepflegten Gesichtsteppich – aber was macht mein Fahrgast erst, wenn er die Jungs von ZZ Top<\/a> sieht?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zwei englische Kunden und ein Sash im selben Taxi: „Wow! I like his beard! That is a real man’s beard! How did you do that?“ „Well, I think he just let it grow…“ „Yeah, but damn! Look at this beard. How?“ Ich hab mich mal dazu ge\u00e4u\u00dfert: „Your friend’s right! Let it grow, cut it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,4],"tags":[2663,2622,4891],"class_list":["post-8636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betrunken","category-fahrgast","tag-dialog","tag-fremdsprachlich","tag-gesprachig"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5LJq5-2fi","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8637,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8636\/revisions\/8637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}