{"id":7058,"date":"2010-10-16T06:44:27","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T04:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/?p=7058"},"modified":"2010-10-15T19:47:43","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T17:47:43","slug":"dont-try-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/16\/dont-try-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t try this\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Hey, what&#8217;s that car?&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;It&#8217;s an Opel.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Oh, a Corsa?&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;No, a Zafira.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Zafira&#8230; that would be a nice Name for a Girl. I wanna fuck Zafira in the ass!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Please, don&#8217;t try this with my car!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Hey, what&#8217;s that car?&#8220; &#8222;It&#8217;s an Opel.&#8220; &#8222;Oh, a Corsa?&#8220; &#8222;No, a Zafira.&#8220; &#8222;Zafira&#8230; that would be a nice Name for a Girl. I wanna fuck Zafira in the ass!&#8220; &#8222;Please, don&#8217;t try this with my car!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[2663,2622],"class_list":["post-7058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fahrgast","tag-dialog","tag-fremdsprachlich"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5LJq5-1PQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7058"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7060,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058\/revisions\/7060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}