{"id":4409,"date":"2009-12-05T06:00:40","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T05:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/?p=4409"},"modified":"2009-12-05T06:00:40","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T05:00:40","slug":"kalte-nudeln","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/05\/kalte-nudeln\/","title":{"rendered":"Kalte Nudeln"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gespr\u00e4ch in meinem Taxi:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">Fahrgast 1: <em>&#8222;&#8230;erst Weihnachtsmarkt und dann sp\u00e4ter zum Bumsen aufs Riesenrad.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">Fahrgast 2: <em>&#8222;Das find ich ja auch so ein bisschen&#8230; also das hat&#8217;s letztes Mal so gar nicht gebracht. Ich hab ja kaum die Hose runtergekriegt.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">Fahrgast 1: <em>&#8222;Alter, du musst da ja auch nicht den kompletten Akt vollziehen!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\">Fahrgast 2: <em>&#8222;Ich weiss nicht, ein bisschen in Stimmung muss ich da schon sein. Weisste, wenn dir da so eiskalter Wind um die Nudel weht&#8230;&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Kann mir mal jemand glaubhaft versichern, dass das ein Traum war!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gespr\u00e4ch in meinem Taxi: Fahrgast 1: &#8222;&#8230;erst Weihnachtsmarkt und dann sp\u00e4ter zum Bumsen aufs Riesenrad.&#8220; Fahrgast 2: &#8222;Das find ich ja auch so ein bisschen&#8230; also das hat&#8217;s letztes Mal so gar nicht gebracht. Ich hab ja kaum die Hose runtergekriegt.&#8220; Fahrgast 1: &#8222;Alter, du musst da ja auch nicht den kompletten Akt vollziehen!&#8220; Fahrgast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5LJq5-197","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}