{"id":20060,"date":"2018-01-29T01:05:37","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T23:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/?p=20060"},"modified":"2018-01-29T01:04:09","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T23:04:09","slug":"ach-der-na-dann-is-ja-klar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/2018\/01\/29\/ach-der-na-dann-is-ja-klar\/","title":{"rendered":"Ach der, na dann is ja klar!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Das alte P\u00e4rchen fragte mich, ob ich sie in die Jungstra\u00dfe bringen k\u00f6nnte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Die in Friedrichshain?&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Haben wir noch eine?&#8220;,<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">fragte sie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Ich wei\u00df es nicht, aber ich wollte auf Nummer Sicher gehen. Wo in der Jungstra\u00dfe denn genau?&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Beim B\u00e4cker.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">An der Stelle stieg ihr Mann ins Gespr\u00e4ch ein:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: justify;\"><em>&#8222;Haha, &#8218;Beim B\u00e4cker&#8216; &#8230;&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Aber sie toppte das:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;Na selbstverst\u00e4ndlich! Jeder kennt den B\u00e4cker!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ich hab&#8217;s nicht hingekriegt, die Klappe zu halten und gesagt, dass leider nicht jeder diesen B\u00e4cker kennt.<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-18\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t<form id=\"polls_form_18\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/wordpress\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_18_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"1642050b15\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"18\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Kennst Du diesen B\u00e4cker?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-18-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-81\" name=\"poll_18\" value=\"81\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-81\">Ja, nat\u00fcrlich!<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-82\" name=\"poll_18\" value=\"82\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-82\">Nein, nat\u00fcrlich nicht!<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-83\" name=\"poll_18\" value=\"83\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-83\">Die Frage nach meinen B\u00e4ckerkenntnissen ist mir zu intim.<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(18);\" \/><\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(18); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-18-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Wird geladen ...\" title=\"Wird geladen ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Wird geladen ...<\/div>\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das alte P\u00e4rchen fragte mich, ob ich sie in die Jungstra\u00dfe bringen k\u00f6nnte. &#8222;Die in Friedrichshain?&#8220; &#8222;Haben wir noch eine?&#8220;, fragte sie. &#8222;Ich wei\u00df es nicht, aber ich wollte auf Nummer Sicher gehen. 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