{"id":19699,"date":"2017-06-26T04:06:02","date_gmt":"2017-06-26T02:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/?p=19699"},"modified":"2017-06-26T04:06:02","modified_gmt":"2017-06-26T02:06:02","slug":"tipps-fuers-leben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/26\/tipps-fuers-leben\/","title":{"rendered":"Tipps f\u00fcrs Leben"},"content":{"rendered":"

„Do you do drugs?“<\/em><\/p>\n

„To be honest: No. Interferes with my work.“<\/em><\/p>\n

„But you should. It’s a good way to learn about your brain. Take LSD!“<\/em><\/p>\n

„I guess you wouldn’t like being my passenger while I’m under the influence …“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Well … ok.“<\/em><\/p>\n

„You see, it wouldn’t work.“<\/em><\/p>\n

„OK, but promise me: Whenever there’s a chance to have sex with two women on extasy …“<\/em><\/p>\n

„I think I have to discuss that with my wife.“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Your wife’s got a sister?“<\/em><\/p>\n

„Oh look, time’s up, we’re here. 8,70\u20ac please.“<\/em><\/p>\n

Wenn man mit dem Typen eine 40\u20ac-Tour hat, gibt man vermutlich am Ende eine Bestellung auf, alleine um aus dem Gespr\u00e4ch rauszukommen. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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„Do you do drugs?“ „To be honest: No. Interferes with my work.“ „But you should. It’s a good way to learn about your brain. Take LSD!“ „I guess you wouldn’t like being my passenger while I’m under the influence …“ „Well … ok.“ „You see, it wouldn’t work.“ „OK, but promise me: Whenever there’s a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,4],"tags":[2724,2663,2622,2619,2631],"class_list":["post-19699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betrunken","category-fahrgast","tag-absurd","tag-dialog","tag-fremdsprachlich","tag-lieb","tag-winker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5LJq5-57J","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19700,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19699\/revisions\/19700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}