Nachdem wir trotz seines ziemlichen Slangs gekl\u00e4rt hatten, in welches Hotel er genau m\u00fcsse und dass er nur einen Zehner dabei hat, den Rest aber vor Ort begleichen w\u00fcrde, ging’s auch schon los:<\/p>\n
„Fucking Shit, man! Fucking Police! They fucked me!“<\/em><\/p>\n „Calm down! What happened?“<\/em><\/p>\n „They, they just took everything: my phone, my wallet!“<\/em><\/p>\n „OK!? But why?“<\/em><\/p>\n „Man, they handcuffed me and took everything. EVERYTHING! Understand?“<\/em><\/p>\n „I understood. But what did you do?“<\/em><\/p>\n „I just walked down the tracks \u2026“<\/em><\/p>\n „The tracks? So you were the reason, why they stopped the train traffic on the main line in Berlin?“<\/em><\/p>\n „Yes, I am. But hey, I was drunk, DRUNK! Understand?“<\/em><\/p>\n Geht so. 0.o<\/p>\n Und seinem Kumpel vor’m Hotel ging’s nicht arg viel besser. Der war v\u00f6llig sprachlos und bat mich vielmals um Entschuldigung, w\u00e4hrend er die Rechnung f\u00fcr den ver\u00e4rgerten Fahrgast beglich. Aber was willste dazu auch sagen? Nehme an, das Nachspiel f\u00fcr ihn wird nicht lustig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nachdem wir trotz seines ziemlichen Slangs gekl\u00e4rt hatten, in welches Hotel er genau m\u00fcsse und dass er nur einen Zehner dabei hat, den Rest aber vor Ort begleichen w\u00fcrde, ging’s auch schon los: „Fucking Shit, man! Fucking Police! They fucked me!“ „Calm down! What happened?“ „They, they just took everything: my phone, my wallet!“ „OK!? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,4],"tags":[2665,2633,2648,2622,2664],"class_list":["post-18245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-desorientiert","category-fahrgast","tag-blaulicht","tag-dreist","tag-dumm","tag-fremdsprachlich","tag-polizei"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5LJq5-4Kh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18246,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18245\/revisions\/18246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}