{"id":14922,"date":"2013-12-17T08:31:51","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T06:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/?p=14922"},"modified":"2013-12-17T08:31:51","modified_gmt":"2013-12-17T06:31:51","slug":"banane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/2013\/12\/17\/banane\/","title":{"rendered":"Banane!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;Alter, Du bist ja mal voll Banane!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;Hast Du den Taxifahrer gerade Banane genannt?&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;Ja, war doch Banane!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;Selber Banane!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;Deine Mudder is&#8216; Banane!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><em>&#8222;ISST Banane!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">WTF?<br \/>\nZum einen habe ich keine Ahnung, warum ich in diesem Moment &#8222;Banane&#8220; war, zum anderen enthielt dieses Gespr\u00e4ch mehr Bananen, als ich in diesem Jahr gegessen hab.<br \/>\nUnd erspart mir Ost-West-Witze! Die Fahrt ging \u00fcber die Zonengrenze hinaus \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Alter, Du bist ja mal voll Banane!&#8220; &#8222;Hast Du den Taxifahrer gerade Banane genannt?&#8220; &#8222;Ja, war doch Banane!&#8220; &#8222;Selber Banane!&#8220; &#8222;Deine Mudder is&#8216; Banane!&#8220; &#8222;ISST Banane!&#8220; WTF? Zum einen habe ich keine Ahnung, warum ich in diesem Moment &#8222;Banane&#8220; war, zum anderen enthielt dieses Gespr\u00e4ch mehr Bananen, als ich in diesem Jahr gegessen hab. Und [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[2663,2640],"class_list":["post-14922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fahrgast","tag-dialog","tag-unsinnig"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5LJq5-banane","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14922"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14924,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14922\/revisions\/14924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gestern-nacht-im-taxi.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}